Pervertborn

Optimus Protested that he was a legendary hero... yeah.. i defiantly think the voice got to his head. Now not only is this the fastest idea i ever got after finishing Peach's Birthday gift (previous picture) I would like to note that i am not that good at playing Skyrim (I.e i keep getting lost) But after hearing the main theme for the game (both the original version and the female cover) The thought of a loud voice that could force back reminded me of Optimus's raging outursts so i decided to put the Blue domed loser in the shoes of the Dragonborn (Pervertborn in this case) for a laugh (This is a Parody if you havnt got it by now.)
Since Skyrim is actually a cold country (snow filled infact) i wanted to give the feel that Optimus isnt man enough to handle the cold weather (like he could handle anything anyway...) complete with icicle from nose.

The Parodied Poem.

A zero a zero claims a woman's pants.. i tell you i tell you the Pervertborn comes
With a voice wielding nonsense with a moronic force
Believe Believe the Pervertborn comes.. The start to the trouble of Vita Nova.. Beware Beware the pervert born comes...
For the bastard has passed and the legend yet grows.. You'll know you'll know the Pervertborn's come...



Disclaimer
Skyrim and the rest of the Elder Scrolls Series is owned by Bethesda Softworks Corperation. I do not own the idea (apart from Optimus')